I love/hate myself

I've watched so much tv on dvd recently. I love it. I went through 3 seasons of "House" and am just about to finish the second season of "Smallville" in about a week and a half. this is what I've been doing in my absence.

Letters and numbers have problems, too

I recently got an idea for an article I could do for collegehumor that involves giving problems that humans have to numbers and letters. for example:
-drunk E
-procrastin8
-annorex6

basically it's taking health problems and sticking numbers and letters into them. stupid, I know, but it's the best I've come up with recently.

so I was eating lunch with my mom today. aw how cute. shut up. so as we were taking the car out of the parking garage where she parked, we noticed a stoppage at the exit. it seemed that someone had stalled or something. then I hear a long, uninterrupted honking noise. as the line starts to back up, the front car stops and the driver gets out (a black guy), and starts yelling some form of jibberish about something. by this point, everyone is upset and we're all like "gtfo bitch". then some people that work there come up and resolve it somehow, and we leave. to sum up, black people are crazy.

I was wondering

who came up with the term undergrad? why didn't they make an overgrad?
or a middlegrad?

So I have one of these now

This one isn't supposed to be funny. Or maybe it is ... I can't remember. Whatever, I have one now. I'll probably make you laugh sometimes, but only because I'm stupid and you'll be laughing at me.